Coventry vs Sunderland match thread

[The Yid]

Might as well get it in early....

Team? Predictions?

[CK]

The stewards to eject at least 10 by half time........... fookin wankers :wink:

[Timbo]

Haggis and Billy still making their way from the HLS at kick off.

[Sir DV]

I predict adams will be so tanned up, he'll got shot by a British policeman leaving absolute no brained football manager and lunatic Sven Goran Eriksson to come in. After two weeks Sven is found humping the lady godiva statue and is promptly told he has 2 weeks to go before he is sacked from his £12 million a week contract. He brings in certain signings and decides to shaft City with his only game in charge by playing 1 in defence and resigning Fabian Debec.

Coventry
Gk. Debec (11 shots straight at him, all go in. The other was an own goal he managed to score bizarrley from his own goal kick)
Cb. Ward (stalwart at the back on his own)
Rm. Andrews (Scores all 19, leaving Sid to give a massive rant of 'I told you so')
Cm. Owen Hargeaves (Captain, penalty taker, free kick taker, throw in taker)
Lm. Bischoff (played out of position)
Fd. Michael Owen (Despite the fact his injured Sven signs him on a 3 month contract, proves ineffective)
Fd. Morrell (Get's MOM)
Fd. John
Fd. Adebola
Fd. McSheffrey (walks off after 5 minutes when he realises Hargeaves takes everything. Game delayed for 5 minutes as McSheff takes his ball home with him in a strop)
Fd. Richard Shaw (resigned after a petition headed by Realist)

Sub.
Fd. Walcott (Doesn't come on)

City win the match 19-12, and Sven is considered a tactical genius, keeps his job and is bummed by everyone who doesn't have a clue.

City get relegated later that season

[billythefish]

Haggis and Billy still making their way from the HLS at kick off.

I would like to point out that for the first game last season I got to the ground with plenty of time to spare.

Then realised I had left tickets in car so went back to Hell Lane Social and still got back to ground in time for kick off (ish).

[Timbo]

Haggis and Billy still making their way from the HLS at kick off.

I would like to point out that for the first game last season I got to the ground with plenty of time to spare.

Then realised I had left tickets in car so went back to Hell Lane Social and still got back to ground in time for kick off (ish).

I remember. Mine was one of the tickets.

Should be a good chance of a record attendance for this years opening game. You'd think Sunderland would sell their allocation.

[billythefish]

Haggis and Billy still making their way from the HLS at kick off.

I would like to point out that for the first game last season I got to the ground with plenty of time to spare.

Then realised I had left tickets in car so went back to Hell Lane Social and still got back to ground in time for kick off (ish).

I remember. Mine was one of the tickets.

Should be a good chance of a record attendance for this years opening game. You'd think Sunderland would sell their allocation.

Na, doubt it will be half full. No need to rush, leave Hell Lane at five to and job done.

[skyblueluke]

Cm. Owen Hargeaves (Captain, penalty taker, free kick taker, throw in taker)

What about the corners

[Sir DV]

Bollocks, missed them

[dog rout 21]

so were not gonna find a better boozer than hen lane then?

[The Yid]

It's for the stand off between the Trust and the Untrust.....

[skybluesplit]

It's for the stand off between the Trust and the Untrust.....

Yey!!

Cant wait!!

[Roger Mellie]

[Sky Blue Strawberry]

It's for the stand off between the Trust and the Untrust.....

Coach and Horses at Longford - then you can all come and park your cars in my car park for £4 Simple!

[CoC]

It's for the stand off between the Trust and the Untrust.....

We need an old **** to sit at the door charging 50 pence to get in as well.

I nominate Jazz -

[The Yid]

It's for the stand off between the Trust and the Untrust.....

We need an old **** to sit at the door charging 50 pence to get in as well.

I nominate Jazz -

Aye - She certainly looks like 'The Captain' from Phoenix Nights

[Roger Mellie]

I find that the "captain" isn't quite as repulsive.

[skybluesplit]

It's for the stand off between the Trust and the Untrust.....

We need an old **** to sit at the door charging 50 pence to get in as well.

I nominate Jazz -

Shall I leave me teeth at home as well then!?

[Anonymous]

You have teeth!!!???

[Sir DV]

You have teeth!!!???

Not real ones