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Can Englands cricket team...

Postby skyblue » Thu Mar 17, 2011 5:31 pm

...please have a game that goes how I expect it. Every time I think we'll win, they lose, when I think we've lost they win, when they should win a game I thought they were gonna lose they draw. They are bastards!!!!!
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Re: Can Englands cricket team...

Postby AD » Mon May 30, 2011 6:11 pm

How on earth did that test end in a win?
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Re: Can Englands cricket team...

Postby dog rout 21 » Mon May 30, 2011 8:29 pm

amazing, didnt even realise there was any play!
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Re: Can Englands cricket team...

Postby Burf » Mon Jun 06, 2011 1:21 pm

& we're on again! Suddenly SL are down for 6 at Lords .....70-odd behind still....surely England can't do another 'Cardiff'.... :shock: 8)
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Re: Can Englands cricket team...

Postby dog rout 21 » Mon Jun 06, 2011 1:24 pm

Burf wrote:& we're on again! Suddenly SL are down for 6 at Lords .....70-odd behind still....surely England can't do another 'Cardiff'.... :shock: 8)


Now you've gone and fucked it.
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Re: Can Englands cricket team...

Postby Burf » Mon Jun 06, 2011 1:40 pm

nothing if not predictable Dogga...tut tut... :roll: :lol:
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Re: Can Englands cricket team...

Postby Burf » Tue Jul 26, 2011 9:33 am

can't believe no-one in 'ere is revelling in a superb first test & a great win over the the best team in the world ( not for long ;-) )

The knock put together at the end of sunday was just awesome - it seems England have learned to do what those great Aussie sides always managed...when you're 5 or 6 down & it looks like you're on the ropes, dig deep & still have a lower middle order or tail-enders capable of wagging enough to get you out of the hole. Brilliant.
Plus some superb wicket taking - Anderson was immense yesterday.
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Re: Can Englands cricket team...

Postby Roger Mellie » Tue Jul 26, 2011 10:19 am

And with that post goes the hopes of England winning the series.

Nice one burf. 1-3 india now.
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Re: Can Englands cricket team...

Postby Burf » Tue Jul 26, 2011 11:42 am

how much you wanna bet ? ;-)
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Re: Can Englands cricket team...

Postby Roger Mellie » Wed Jul 27, 2011 2:42 pm

Zip because I do actually agree with your original statement, there's a knack we've not had for a while of digging ourselves out a rut rather than just capitulating. It's gonna be close mind, lot depend on khans fitness IMO.

But if we do win can we just suck each other off to completion??
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Re: Can Englands cricket team...

Postby Burf » Wed Jul 27, 2011 4:10 pm

of course.

We can just do that anyway if you fancy ?
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Re: Can Englands cricket team...

Postby Roger Mellie » Wed Jul 27, 2011 4:17 pm

Sounds spiffing old chap!!

Or do I mean spaffing??
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Re: Can Englands cricket team...

Postby dog rout 21 » Wed Jul 27, 2011 5:00 pm

All just sounds a bit gay to me.
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Re: Can Englands cricket team...

Postby Burf » Wed Jul 27, 2011 5:17 pm

:?:

How can two, butch, ultra-hetero men noshing each other off be gay Dogga ? You wierdo.

It's called 'camaraderie'...if it's good enough for the likes of Cameron & Blair at public school then its good enough for Rog & I.

The British Empire was built on real men sucking each other off ( or negro servants ) - everyone knows that.
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Re: Can Englands cricket team...

Postby Sick Boy » Wed Jul 27, 2011 10:42 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Can Englands cricket team...

Postby the boss » Fri Jul 29, 2011 1:30 pm

:roll: oh dear, we've been burfed 8)
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Re: Can Englands cricket team...

Postby Roger Mellie » Fri Jul 29, 2011 1:36 pm

Burf you cretin
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Re: Can Englands cricket team...

Postby plastic scouser » Fri Jul 29, 2011 2:51 pm

124-8..... :shock:

Still.....No need to worry because Rog said:


there's a knack we've not had for a while of digging ourselves out a rut rather than just capitulating


and Burf said:


it seems England have learned to do what those great Aussie sides always managed...when you're 5 or 6 down & it looks like you're on the ropes, dig deep & still have a lower middle order or tail-enders capable of wagging enough to get you out of the hole


....so England WILL be worls No.1 by the end of this Series......Its nailed on :lol:
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Re: Can Englands cricket team...

Postby Roger Mellie » Fri Jul 29, 2011 3:19 pm

It's on :lol: :lol:
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Re: Can Englands cricket team...

Postby Burf » Fri Jul 29, 2011 3:42 pm

relax you poofs....its a test match.... :lol:
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