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Woods drives out of bounds

Postby plastic_manc » Fri Nov 27, 2009 9:38 pm

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Re: Woods drives out of bounds

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Re: Woods drives out of bounds

Postby bolix » Mon Nov 30, 2009 11:50 am

In the exclusive pampered world of the filthy rich your trophy wife isn't supposed to attack you with a seven iron. :idea:
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Re: Woods drives out of bounds

Postby plastic scouser » Mon Nov 30, 2009 1:02 pm

.....a 7 iron eh....craig bellends weapon of choice.....unless he's attacking a woman of course, in which case his fists will do....
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Re: Woods drives out of bounds

Postby bolix » Mon Nov 30, 2009 1:38 pm

'hell hath no fury like a woman scorned' = gone ghetto, :lol:
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Re: Woods drives out of bounds

Postby Lloydy » Mon Nov 30, 2009 4:36 pm

Weird one this, as soon as i heard it i thought thats a bit odd, and now with the rumour mill in full swing sounds like the woods are having difficulties. But then again who's marriage aint without them. Personally i dont like to see it dragged through the news cycles. Its his private life, something which he has always sought after, let him sort it out and keep it private.
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Re: Woods drives out of bounds

Postby bolix » Mon Nov 30, 2009 5:04 pm

Agreed, but it's too late for that. From now on it'll be about damage limitation.
The "facts" are strange...........as is what is reported; ".........she used a golf club to break the rear window to get her unconscious husband out of the car."!!!! :lol: Now that is total bolix. I put it to you if someone is in the drivers seat why would you smash in the rear window to get him out? A more plausible scenario - he's running away from a seven iron wielding looooon hell bent on murder......he's already been hit but manages to get in the car......and drives away at top speed as she caves in the back window......distracted he looks back which causes the car to crash just outside the house. She catches up drags him out of the car scratching him and is pulled off by a neighbour who phones the cops.
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Re: Woods drives out of bounds

Postby the boss » Mon Nov 30, 2009 6:34 pm

Lloydy wrote:
Weird one this, as soon as i heard it i thought thats a bit odd, and now with the rumour mill in full swing sounds like the woods are having difficulties. But then again who's marriage aint without them. .



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Re: Woods drives out of bounds

Postby Roger Mellie » Mon Nov 30, 2009 8:26 pm

:D

on a serious note though I've seen something major like this coming for tig the nig. Are the pressures of his life becoming too much? His on course demenour has descended into that of an aggressive hacker that to me points to all being less than settled.

The only other explanation was that he had john daly round for dinner!! Sesh
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Re: Woods drives out of bounds

Postby Sick Boy » Tue Dec 01, 2009 2:12 pm

Roger Mellie wrote:
:D

on a serious note though I've seen something major like this coming for tig the nig. Are the pressures of his life becoming too much? His on course demenour has descended into that of an aggressive hacker that to me points to all being less than settled.

The only other explanation was that he had john daly round for dinner!! Sesh


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Re: Woods drives out of bounds

Postby Des » Tue Dec 01, 2009 9:40 pm

Federer is too scared to leave his house.
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Re: Woods drives out of bounds

Postby bolix » Thu Dec 03, 2009 12:08 pm

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Re: Woods drives out of bounds

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Re: Woods drives out of bounds

Postby the boss » Thu Dec 03, 2009 8:24 pm

18 different women :shock: :shock: :shock: Played every hole perfect :shock: :shock:
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Re: Woods drives out of bounds

Postby the boss » Thu Dec 03, 2009 8:47 pm

Apparently, the police asked Tiger’s wife how many times she hit him. She said, “I don’t know exactly, but put me down for a 5.”

If the only person that can beat Tiger is a blonde with big breasts, it’s time for Phil Mickelson to bleach his hair.

What’s the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger can drive a ball 400 yards.

What was Elin doing out at 2.30 in the morning? Clubbing

Why did Tiger crashed into a fire hydrant AND a tree? He couldn’t decide between a wood and an iron.

Why did Phil Mickelson call Elin yesterday? To pick up some tips on how to beat Tiger.

What is the penalty for getting it in the wrong hole? Ask Tiger, he knows.
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Re: Woods drives out of bounds

Postby ccfctommy » Thu Dec 03, 2009 8:52 pm

That vid is the funniest thing I have ever seen. :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Woods drives out of bounds

Postby Des » Mon Dec 07, 2009 5:18 pm

I just need to get this in the open, I've had an affair with Tiger Woods.
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Re: Woods drives out of bounds

Postby AD » Mon Dec 07, 2009 5:26 pm

Des wrote:
I just need to get this in the open, I've had an affair with Tiger Woods.


If you need to get it, during The Open would probably be the best time - at least he'll be in the country. It may give someone else a chance to win it.

Incidentally I've had an affair with Tiger's Woods. I tried the irons but they were too bloody cold.
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Re: Woods drives out of bounds

Postby the boss » Sat Dec 12, 2009 9:52 am

don't do it Tiger [smilie=icon_ashamed.gif] [smilie=icon_ashamed.gif] fook the family what about us [smilie=icon_ashamed.gif]
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Re: Woods drives out of bounds

Postby bolix » Sat Dec 12, 2009 12:12 pm

Judging from what everyone is saying Tiger has been going off the rails for some time now.....looks like the wife was the last to find out. :lol:
They signed a pre nuptial so she should have realised then. :roll:
With the kids tho' so she could still take him for about £200 Million. [smilie=icon_emoticongoodgame.gif]
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