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For sale - Time travel machine

PostPosted: Fri Jun 19, 2009 12:25 pm
by phoenix
It only goes forward in time.

It does look uncanily like the old wardrobe in my spare room that I can't be bothered taking to the skip.

Don't let this fool you though. It's actually a working time machine.

Simply decide how far into the future you wish to go, then step inside the time machine.

Now all you have to do is wait for the amount of time you wish to travel into the future.

For example, You really want to skip forward and miss tonights Eastenders? No worries, step into the machine and wait for half an hour.

When you get out, HEY PRESTO! You'll be 30 minutes into the future.

Bidding starts at £1000,000.

Cheers.

Re: For sale - Time travel machine

PostPosted: Fri Jun 19, 2009 3:42 pm
by djskyblue
could you nip into your machine and let me know how season 2020 ends up

dont rush to give me an answer i'll happily wait

Re: For sale - Time travel machine

PostPosted: Fri Jun 19, 2009 4:09 pm
by phoenix
No worries. It's quite clever how it works really. Because whilst 2020 is 11 years away for you - when I sit in the time machine it will only actually be 11 years for me.

Re: For sale - Time travel machine

PostPosted: Sat Jun 20, 2009 1:22 pm
by Burf
sounds a bit rubbish.

I bought a proper time travel machine next thursday.

Re: For sale - Time travel machine

PostPosted: Sat Jun 20, 2009 2:10 pm
by Roger Mellie
Is it a black mans cock?