For sale - Time travel machine

It only goes forward in time.
It does look uncanily like the old wardrobe in my spare room that I can't be bothered taking to the skip.
Don't let this fool you though. It's actually a working time machine.
Simply decide how far into the future you wish to go, then step inside the time machine.
Now all you have to do is wait for the amount of time you wish to travel into the future.
For example, You really want to skip forward and miss tonights Eastenders? No worries, step into the machine and wait for half an hour.
When you get out, HEY PRESTO! You'll be 30 minutes into the future.
Bidding starts at £1000,000.
Cheers.
It does look uncanily like the old wardrobe in my spare room that I can't be bothered taking to the skip.
Don't let this fool you though. It's actually a working time machine.
Simply decide how far into the future you wish to go, then step inside the time machine.
Now all you have to do is wait for the amount of time you wish to travel into the future.
For example, You really want to skip forward and miss tonights Eastenders? No worries, step into the machine and wait for half an hour.
When you get out, HEY PRESTO! You'll be 30 minutes into the future.
Bidding starts at £1000,000.
Cheers.