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For sale - Time travel machine

Postby phoenix » Fri Jun 19, 2009 12:25 pm

It only goes forward in time.

It does look uncanily like the old wardrobe in my spare room that I can't be bothered taking to the skip.

Don't let this fool you though. It's actually a working time machine.

Simply decide how far into the future you wish to go, then step inside the time machine.

Now all you have to do is wait for the amount of time you wish to travel into the future.

For example, You really want to skip forward and miss tonights Eastenders? No worries, step into the machine and wait for half an hour.

When you get out, HEY PRESTO! You'll be 30 minutes into the future.

Bidding starts at £1000,000.

Cheers.
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Re: For sale - Time travel machine

Postby djskyblue » Fri Jun 19, 2009 3:42 pm

could you nip into your machine and let me know how season 2020 ends up

dont rush to give me an answer i'll happily wait
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Re: For sale - Time travel machine

Postby phoenix » Fri Jun 19, 2009 4:09 pm

No worries. It's quite clever how it works really. Because whilst 2020 is 11 years away for you - when I sit in the time machine it will only actually be 11 years for me.
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Re: For sale - Time travel machine

Postby Burf » Sat Jun 20, 2009 1:22 pm

sounds a bit rubbish.

I bought a proper time travel machine next thursday.
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Re: For sale - Time travel machine

Postby Roger Mellie » Sat Jun 20, 2009 2:10 pm

Is it a black mans cock?
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