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Wanted!!!! Web developer!

Postby meanmachine29 » Tue May 06, 2008 12:10 pm

Job now available, the right aplicant will be, hired!
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Re: Wanted!!!! Web developer!

Postby chiefdave » Tue May 06, 2008 12:25 pm

meanmachine29 wrote:Job now available, the right aplicant will be, hired!


any more details than that?!? being part of the selection process and interview people where i am now has opened my eyes to the number of people who apply for jobs with absolutely none of the skills required or any qualifications or experience.
Some examples:
For a helpdesk job "I speak fluent French and my English is getting better"
For senior web designer "I've never done web design but it sounds interesting"
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Re: Wanted!!!! Web developer!

Postby the boss » Tue May 06, 2008 12:51 pm

chiefdave wrote:
meanmachine29 wrote:Job now available, the right aplicant will be, hired!


any more details than that?!? being part of the selection process and interview people where i am now has opened my eyes to the number of people who apply for jobs with absolutely none of the skills required or any qualifications or experience.
Some examples:
For a helpdesk job "I speak fluent French and my English is getting better"
For senior web designer "I've never done web design but it sounds interesting"




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Re: Wanted!!!! Web developer!

Postby meanmachine29 » Tue May 06, 2008 2:18 pm

Technical requirements:

Essential:

* Good all-round PC application experience, such as graphics packages, MS Office apps
* Basic web development experience
* Basic Dreamweaver or similar
* Google AdWords/Adsense and PPC marketing activities
* Ability to use “plug ins” such as Flash
* Good written and oral skills
* Good team work attitude
* Creative writing

Beneficial:

* Office network and systems setup and troubleshooting, Win2k server and WinXP PCs
* CREloaded 6.2 / OsCommerce
* Flash programming (basic)
* Experience of CMSs (Mambo/Joomla)
* Experience of presenting marketing and technical solutions to customers
* Server-side programming (php)
* Application development (java, VB or similar) although this is NOT a programming role.
* Crystal reports (basic)
* Excel,Word and other MS applications
* SEO - specific projects
* Basic working knowledge and ability to program PHP and mySQL
* MS Access - inc QBE queries, basic VB and form design
* Affiliate marketing experience B2B/B2C
* SQL queries development (simple)
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Re: Wanted!!!! Web developer!

Postby meanmachine29 » Tue May 06, 2008 2:53 pm

Also, PHP,CSS,JSP,XHTML.
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Re: Wanted!!!! Web developer!

Postby billythefish » Tue May 06, 2008 3:42 pm

Will you be applying Boss?
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Re: Wanted!!!! Web developer!

Postby the boss » Tue May 06, 2008 4:00 pm

billythefish wrote:Will you be applying Boss?


:lol: :lol: I think I am over qualified
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Re: Wanted!!!! Web developer!

Postby Des » Tue May 06, 2008 7:07 pm

meanmachine29 wrote:Also, PHP,CSS,JSP,XHTML.

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Re: Wanted!!!! Web developer!

Postby Sky Blue Strawberry » Tue May 06, 2008 9:02 pm

You need someone with good HR skills to write a proper job description - you can only interview by comparing someone's skills and experience to the key accountabilities, core competencies and person spec detailed in the Job Description
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Re: Wanted!!!! Web developer!

Postby The Englander » Tue May 06, 2008 10:20 pm

Wish I'd taken a few more courses in my nine months off last year now.... :?
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Re: Wanted!!!! Web developer!

Postby chiefdave » Tue May 06, 2008 10:23 pm

The Englander wrote:Wish I'd taken a few more courses in my nine months off last year now.... :?

I wish i'd had 9 months off! :mrgreen:
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Re: Wanted!!!! Web developer!

Postby The Englander » Wed May 07, 2008 5:45 pm

Fair point!
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