Wanted!!!! Web developer!

[meanmachine29]

Job now available, the right aplicant will be, hired!

[chiefdave]

Job now available, the right aplicant will be, hired!

any more details than that?!? being part of the selection process and interview people where i am now has opened my eyes to the number of people who apply for jobs with absolutely none of the skills required or any qualifications or experience.
Some examples:
For a helpdesk job "I speak fluent French and my English is getting better"
For senior web designer "I've never done web design but it sounds interesting"

[the boss]

Job now available, the right aplicant will be, hired!

any more details than that?!? being part of the selection process and interview people where i am now has opened my eyes to the number of people who apply for jobs with absolutely none of the skills required or any qualifications or experience.
Some examples:
For a helpdesk job "I speak fluent French and my English is getting better"
For senior web designer "I've never done web design but it sounds interesting"

''I've never kicked a football but I think I could play for you Mr Ranson''

[meanmachine29]

Technical requirements:

Essential:

* Good all-round PC application experience, such as graphics packages, MS Office apps
* Basic web development experience
* Basic Dreamweaver or similar
* Google AdWords/Adsense and PPC marketing activities
* Ability to use “plug ins” such as Flash
* Good written and oral skills
* Good team work attitude
* Creative writing

Beneficial:

* Office network and systems setup and troubleshooting, Win2k server and WinXP PCs
* CREloaded 6.2 / OsCommerce
* Flash programming (basic)
* Experience of CMSs (Mambo/Joomla)
* Experience of presenting marketing and technical solutions to customers
* Server-side programming (php)
* Application development (java, VB or similar) although this is NOT a programming role.
* Crystal reports (basic)
* Excel,Word and other MS applications
* SEO - specific projects
* Basic working knowledge and ability to program PHP and mySQL
* MS Access - inc QBE queries, basic VB and form design
* Affiliate marketing experience B2B/B2C
* SQL queries development (simple)

[meanmachine29]

Also, PHP,CSS,JSP,XHTML.

[billythefish]

Will you be applying Boss?

[the boss]

Will you be applying Boss?

I think I am over qualified

[Des]

Also, PHP,CSS,JSP,XHTML.

I can peel a banana?

[Sky Blue Strawberry]

You need someone with good HR skills to write a proper job description - you can only interview by comparing someone's skills and experience to the key accountabilities, core competencies and person spec detailed in the Job Description

[The Englander]

Wish I'd taken a few more courses in my nine months off last year now....

[chiefdave]

Wish I'd taken a few more courses in my nine months off last year now....

I wish i'd had 9 months off!

[The Englander]

Fair point!