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Postby Nick » Sat Jun 23, 2007 12:54 am

Its a Clio twin turbo and he don't fuck about
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Postby Joe » Sat Jun 23, 2007 10:30 am

Kersal innit blud
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Postby The Englander » Sat Jun 23, 2007 12:03 pm

If I put Burberry seats covers in, might you be interested then, Joe?
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Postby Joe » Sat Jun 23, 2007 12:28 pm

Possibly
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Postby The Englander » Tue Aug 14, 2007 1:44 pm

Well, it's still for bleeding sale. Commission to anybody that sells it!

I WANT MY DODGE!
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Postby Joe » Wed Aug 15, 2007 10:58 am

Dodge ? Viper ? Soap ? [hmmm.gif] [smilie=icon_neutral.gif]
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Postby The Englander » Wed Aug 15, 2007 12:29 pm

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[smilie=icon_peace.gif] (What happened to the 'lovehearts' smilie?)
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Postby The Englander » Tue Sep 04, 2007 12:47 pm

Car. 3,500 miles on the clock. More details if anybody shows the slightest bit of interest.
Not an estate. Cost £7,500 in January. Open to decent offers....
Your next piece of info, should you require any, is that there are 18 months left on the warranty.
Currently in the middle of potential negotiations with nobody.

Advice to anybody thinking of buying a car: make sure you want the car you buy, because they're a bitch to try and get rid of, and you'll probably end up stuck with it.
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Postby TruthFinder » Sat Sep 08, 2007 11:55 am

Diesel?

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Postby The Englander » Sat Sep 08, 2007 1:22 pm

Petrol.
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Postby meanmachine29 » Tue Sep 18, 2007 11:58 am

What Car is It ???
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Postby sky1967 » Tue Sep 18, 2007 7:50 pm

Englander I do not want your bloody car or the rest of your unwanted junk! [smilie=icon_rolleyes.gif]
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Postby Des » Tue Sep 18, 2007 7:55 pm

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Postby The Englander » Tue Sep 18, 2007 9:39 pm

sky1967 wrote:Englander I do not want your bloody car or the rest of your unwanted junk! [smilie=icon_rolleyes.gif]


I wonder how many posts you will have to make before you realise the error of your ways.... [smilie=icon_neutral.gif]
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Postby Sky Blue Strawberry » Tue Sep 18, 2007 10:22 pm

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Postby Burf » Thu Oct 18, 2007 3:50 pm

oops..only just realised you were selling a car Sid - just bought my missus one last week too...What is it btw...if its a Honda Civic and less than £2500 it'll be annoying....
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Postby The Englander » Thu Oct 18, 2007 5:38 pm

One is a Peugeot and I'll take around £6,500 (Maybe less if somebody gets a fucking move on with buying it), and one is a Rover, for significantly less.

Somebody could be in for a decent deal if they buy the Peugeot, as the people I want my next car are, for reasons I won't go onto on here (Partly for the sake of the comedy answers that will possibly now follow), are pulling out a fair few stops to get me buying.... [smilie=icon_wink.gif]
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Postby Burf » Tue Oct 30, 2007 2:08 pm

Sid....I think you're going about this car-selling business all the wrong way.. [hmmm.gif]
A work colleague has put their car on Autotrader On-line & has already received the following emailed enquiry :

hello.....
i am fad king by name,a bizman who deals in buying and
selling of cars.there was this client of mine who wanted to buy a
good cars for a reasonable purpose.i took him to the showroom to
look for the car he prefers for his purpose but unfortunately there
is no particular car that suit his purpose.
whereby,i saw your car being advertised for sale.which i
showed him and he is interested in purchasing it,because it suit
his purpose.i will like to know the all the necessary details about the car.i will like to know if there is any photo of the car available,you can send it along.i will also like to know the milleage of the car and the the type of it.And i will like to know that if payment of the car can be done through a certified bank cheque.i want to assure that there will be know problem on this transaction.because i trust my client,for he is a trustworthy man.on his part,is assuring me that there will be no problem on the payment either will there be delay in the payment and transaction of the car.And if the payment by certified bank cheque is okay by you,i will like to have all these necessary information for the payment of the car to progress....
1.....YOUR NAME THAT WILL BE ON THE CHEQUE........
2......YOUR ADDRESS TO WHICH THE PAYMENT WILL BE SEND TO...
3.....POST CODE OF THE ADDRESS.......
4.....YOUR PHONE NUMBER..........
5.....THE LAST ASKING PRICE OF THE CAR.....
I will be looking forward to hearing from you and to provide for me all the necessary informations needed for the transaction of the car to progress...
thanks....
Mr Fad King......

See -sorted ! [smilie=icon_wink.gif] [smilie=icon_lol.gif]
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Postby The Englander » Tue Oct 30, 2007 5:45 pm

Put a car on there a while back, and that's all I got - apparently, a few different people, but all of them making the same spelling and punctuation errors. Strange that. Keep getting some numpties offering me the chance so sell through them (Thanks!), as they have a buyer for me (They're a finance company) .... they just need a registration fee. I've told them I'll give them five times the fee they want if they sell it, but they said they're not allowed to do that. I smell BULLSHIT! As soon as the phone goes, I turn the CD of choice upto 11, then play it down the phone to them.... ;-)
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Postby The Englander » Sun Feb 17, 2008 12:21 am

The Englander wrote:Image

[smilie=icon_peace.gif] (What happened to the 'lovehearts' smilie?)


I got it! But in black. Which is even better. Happy as a pig in the brown stuff....
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