sigh.......

[king chillout]

I spent two months looking for the perfect Honda CR-V and when I found it I knew it was my ideal car. I spent six months of joy loving every second of using it........

a few weeks ago some Lituanian cunt tried to kill me and my wife by ramming his car into the front of mine while he was overtaking up a hill as I was coming in the other direction. Why didn't he see us ?
answer: because the mental cunt couldn't see us coming round the blind bend he going around at the same time as he was overtaking !!!!!!!

I knew my car was a write-off before we even stopped skidding to a halt on the three remaining wheels left on my car. As I sat hunched over the steering wheel, all I could think of was how fucking mangled the other blokes body was and that I really didn't need to see that.

By some miracle the bloke made it out of his car, but he was shaking like a fucking leaf. Mind you he was even worse after I got him by the throat and started screaming in his face.

His English was shit, but thankfully he was insured. The coppers turned up and were excellent. They had him bang to rights and gave him a good bollocking. There were plenty of witnessess willing to tell the cops what a fucking twat the Lituanian guy was.

Anyway, this means I need a new car. I want a Honda CR-V, but good ones are not easy or cheap to come by second hand, so I might even settle for a Nissan X-Trail or a Toyota Rav 4.

So, if anyone knows anyone who has one of these cars for sale, please give me a shout.

[Des]

You should get a good deal on Toyotas at the moment.

[king chillout]

You should get a good deal on Toyotas at the moment.

I know what you mean, but I think Rav-4's are about the only car they haven't recalled !

[skyblue]

Rav-4's are good cars, at least the old model is, I have never drove the new one. If you look around you should find one no problem, my brother has bought 2 from E-bay and both have been fine. The engines are great and they can run forever.

[plastic scouser]

...I feckin' knew we should have spent more on training these lithuanian suicide drivers......fucking amateurs.....


....meanwhile I see our Czech agents went a bit overboard with "operation sticky throttle........



.....if you want something doing........

[meanmachine29]

I hope you sent that beuatifull story in to take abreak, they pay for that sort stuff.